Capricorn? – JAM

This is Just-a-minute with Ed Boggess. Guess what? I am a totally different person than I was last year. And I’m not happy about it. Jan 13th a Minneapolis astronomer named Prof Kunkle announced that the Zodiac was being adjusted and a new sign added.  Evidently the moon’s gravitational pull on Earth over the centuries caused the Earth to wobble a bit and the stars are somehow realigned. It has turned my world topsy-turvy! I used to be a happy Aquarius, but now I discover that I’m not an Aquarius at all. I’m a Capricorn. It’s like your mother telling you that you were adopted! As soon as I heard it, I knew I was in trouble. So I looked it up. An Aquarius is honest, loyal and independent. But a Capricorn is controlling, conceited and distrusting. So what’s the solution? I think I will go with what Jeremiah said long ago: “do not be dismayed at the signs of heaven.

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