For obscure humor on pagan lips…

…it’s hard to beat the comment of Achish, king of Gath (when David had fled there from Saul, but then decided it wasn’t safe in Gath, either, and so began pretending as if he were insane):

“Then said Achish unto his servants, Lo, ye see the man is mad; wherefore then have ye brought him to me? Do I lack madmen, that ye have brought this fellow to play the madman in my presence?” (1 Sam. 21:14-15).

That’s the funny part: “Do I lack madmen?”