Is there anyone in the market for a church complete with its own cemetery? A medieval Scottish church and its graveyard have been put up for sale on eBay (2004). St Michael’s in Covington, near Biggar in Lanarkshire, has zoning permission to be converted into a three-bedroom home. The minimum bid is £75,000. The Daily Record says it includes its belltower, pews and a stained glass window. The building formerly housed a Church of Scotland. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear of someone buying it and opening up shop. In this society if someone becomes dissatisfied with a church, they just go down the street and start a new one. What I wonder: did it ever occur to these folks to check with the Lord before they start their new enterprise? This is Just-A-Minute.