I wrote this back in elementary school (per an assignment if my memory is correct) & for whatever reason it still comes to mind from time to time.
There once was an old billy goat
Who took a big bite of a boat
He said, “This is good;”
“It’s made out of wood.”
Only now the boat will not float!
Not really encouraging, necessarily, but if you smile or at least roll you eyes, that’s good enough! 🙂 Have a great day!