I’ve tried pulling it slow, pulling it fast, pulling it in little tugs, from the side, from the front, from the back, straight up, jiggling back and forth.
When I consume lactose (milk products), my nose runs. So I keep boxes of tissues nearby. Supposedly those boxes are made so that you can pull out a tissue and it will separate from the one behind it.
Usually, however, I pull and get five or six.
If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they make a box of tissues that will dispense one at a time?
If they did, my nose would thank them.
Isn’t it nice that we can be in such a comfortable state, cared for in every way, so that we moan about such little things as the lack of separation of tissues in the box? Thank God for his goodness!