Men on the moon, so why not this?

I’ve tried pulling it slow, pulling it fast, pulling it in little tugs, from the side, from the front, from the back, straight up, jiggling back and forth.

When I consume lactose (milk products), my nose runs. So I keep boxes of tissues nearby. Supposedly those boxes are made so that you can pull out a tissue and it will separate from the one behind it.

Usually, however, I pull and get five or six.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they make a box of tissues that will dispense one at a time?

If they did, my nose would thank them.

Isn’t it nice that we can be in such a comfortable state, cared for in every way, so that we moan about such little things as the lack of separation of tissues in the box? Thank God for his goodness!

#irritations, #kleenex, #technology