Swan falls for a boat! – JAM

Biologists in Muenster, Germany, say a rare Black Australian Swan has been showing all the typical signs of love; circling its lover, staring endlessly at it and making crooning noises. But there is a problem. “Black Peter”, as the love-sick swan is known, has fallen in love with a swan-shaped paddle-boat. The swan and its plastic lover have been moved from the park to a zoo for protection. I suppose we ought to forgive Black Peter for swans are the only ones to get mixed up. I’m told there are internet sites that sell blow-up plastic men and women and I’m not talking Santa Clauses. Whether it is a swan or a sap, it is spelled perversion. This is Just-A-Minute with Ed Boggess

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