10. Nice place to get stabbed.
9. Nice place to get shot.
8. Nice place to get a sexually transmitted disease.
7. Nice place to find someone you wouldn’t want to introduce to your mother.
6. Nice place to get a jealous husband or wife to kill you.
5. Nice place to ruin your reputation.
4. Nice place to get arrested and go to jail.
3. Nice place to get a fatal pistol whipping.
2. Nice place to lose your inhibitions and self respect.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON why nightclubs are a nice place:
1. Nice place to find sin and lose your soul.