Top Ten Reasons Why A Nightclub is a Nice Place

10. Nice place to get stabbed.

9. Nice place to get shot.

8. Nice place to get a sexually transmitted disease.

7. Nice place to find someone you wouldn’t want to introduce to your mother.

6. Nice place to get a jealous husband or wife to kill you.

5. Nice place to ruin your reputation.

4. Nice place to get arrested and go to jail.

3. Nice place to get a fatal pistol whipping.

2. Nice place to lose your inhibitions and self respect.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON why nightclubs are a nice place:

1. Nice place to find sin and lose your soul.

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